California Developer Building Survival Shelter and Resort For The Apocalypse

Robert Vicino has found a Kansas cavern that he believes will allow humanity to ride out the end of the world, so he did what any wealthy, red-blooded American male would do. He bought it and now he's turning it into a survival shelter and resort.

"I do believe I am on a mission and doing a spiritual thing," said Mr. Vicino, who has purchased a large portion of the former U.S. Army storage facility on the southeast edge of Atchison, about 50 miles northwest of Kansas City, Mo. "We will certainly be part of the genesis."

Looks cozy, doesn't it?

But before armageddon arrives, he's also saying it "will be a fun place for members to take vacations and learn assorted survival skills to prepare them for whatever world-changing catastrophe awaits."

Here's the link to the original Associated Press article, just in case you want to book a stay.