Happy New Year, Seven Billion People

Happy New Year, everyone on planet Earth! And that adds up to a lot of Happy New Years. Over seven billion of them. That's right, in case you haven't heard, there are now over seven billion people on the planet and just so you get an idea of where they all are on the tiny blue ball, here's a chart from the nice people at fathom.info:

Now we know where most of the problems are going to take place.