Fun Time! Arctic Force Snow Crossbow By Wham-O!

The name Wham-O has great meaning for folks my age. The purveyor of some of the most wonderful toys of my childhood. Whether it was a Slip-n-Slide or a Frisbee, Wham-O had the goods.

Behold their next great achievement: the Arctic Force Crossbow!

Imagine getting smacked with a snowball shot from one of these.

Yeah, it's spring and it will just sit unused until next winter (here in the northern hemisphere, at least), but I'd grab one now before there's a run on them next November.